I have trampoline burns and veiny feet so it looks like they’re frowning at me
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
GROWING UP IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL MAN I’M AN ADULT i can buy a horse or move to pakistan and choose to eat mac and cheese every night without exception i could kill a man and nobody could stop me THIS IS FUCKING GREAT
Money, money, heart attack and stroke, prison. Yeah. Fucking great.
i bet you’re fun at parties buddy
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.